I could be an Olympic Athlete.
I'm SURE of it.
The only problem is that they don't have the right events at present.
I may not be excellent (or even mediocre!) at pole vaulting or slaloms or hurdles or the butterfly stroke. But you know WHAT, haterz? I AM good at some things, and frankly it's pretty rude that no one has offered me a medal for any of these yet.
Loving Cats (bonus points if it's too much)
Star Trek Trivia
Getting the Peel off a Clementine All in One Piece (I seriously have like a 4 year perfect streak on this one)
Making Lattice-topped Pies
Walking Really Slowly on ice so as to not slip (a Winter Olympics event, obv.)
FacebookStalking Research
Brand/Generic Drug Names
Netflix Marathoning
Curling Hair with a Straightening Iron
Netflix Marathoning WHILE Curling Hair with a Straightening Iron (I'm the queen of multitasking)
Falling Asleep Inconspicuously on Campus
So there we have it. I am clearly a natural athlete at things that do not require athleticism. While you're grabbing my multiple gold medals, IOC, please go ahead and bring Matt Smith as well. After all he DID help relay the Olympic Torch into London for the 2012 games. I don't think it's really too much to ask. Thanks!
What about you all? Are there talents and abilities you have that you're being DISCRIMINATED against because you're not able to compete for medals at an international level??
I'm SURE of it.
The only problem is that they don't have the right events at present.
I may not be excellent (or even mediocre!) at pole vaulting or slaloms or hurdles or the butterfly stroke. But you know WHAT, haterz? I AM good at some things, and frankly it's pretty rude that no one has offered me a medal for any of these yet.
Loving Cats (bonus points if it's too much)
Star Trek Trivia
Getting the Peel off a Clementine All in One Piece (I seriously have like a 4 year perfect streak on this one)
Making Lattice-topped Pies
Walking Really Slowly on ice so as to not slip (a Winter Olympics event, obv.)
Brand/Generic Drug Names
Netflix Marathoning
Curling Hair with a Straightening Iron
Netflix Marathoning WHILE Curling Hair with a Straightening Iron (I'm the queen of multitasking)
Falling Asleep Inconspicuously on Campus
So there we have it. I am clearly a natural athlete at things that do not require athleticism. While you're grabbing my multiple gold medals, IOC, please go ahead and bring Matt Smith as well. After all he DID help relay the Olympic Torch into London for the 2012 games. I don't think it's really too much to ask. Thanks!
What about you all? Are there talents and abilities you have that you're being DISCRIMINATED against because you're not able to compete for medals at an international level??
